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Kush Kards  |  SKU: KK-NK-HORNY

Kush Kards Dead Inside But Still Horny A2 Greeting Card

Regular price $9.00
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Product Overview

This adult-oriented greeting card pairs a cheeky, pun-based message with a coffin motif for a playful, naughty sentiment. The card is A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") and ships with an envelope and plastic packaging.

Product Highlights

  • A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Features a coffin motif and a pun-driven, adult-themed message
  • Includes matching envelope
  • Arrives in protective plastic packaging
  • Suited for adult occasions and bachelorette-style celebrations

Use and Care

Store flat in a cool, dry place to avoid creasing. Remove the plastic sleeve before writing or mailing. Use a ballpoint or felt-tip pen for best results when adding a personal message. Keep away from liquids and prolonged direct sunlight to preserve the print. For any specific handling or mailing guidance, refer to the product packaging or manufacturer instructions.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the card dimensions?

The card is A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5".

What is included with the card?

Each purchase includes the card, an envelope, and plastic packaging.

Is the inside of the card blank or printed?

The supplier information does not specify whether the interior is blank or printed. Check the product packaging or the manufacturer listing for interior details before purchasing.

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