{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-pens-5-pack","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Ballpoint Pens with Funny Sayings — 5-Pack","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA five-pack of Wood Rocket offensive ballpoint pens featuring a variety of humorous sayings. These novelty pens are designed to add a laugh to everyday writing, signing, or note-taking while offering reliable, durable performance as described by the supplier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eGameplay Experience\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse these pens as playful props during game nights, adult parties, or social gatherings to prompt reactions and break the ice. Their bold, comedic wording helps create a lighthearted atmosphere when used for scorekeeping, prompts, or casual notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePack of five ballpoint pens with offensive-themed humorous sayings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty design intended to amuse during parties, games, or everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDescribed by the supplier as made from high-quality materials for reliable performance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable construction suitable for regular writing tasks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eStorage and Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore pens capped and in a dry, room-temperature place to protect ink and finish. Keep out of reach of children and pets. These novelty pens are suited to gifts, party favors, or casual desk use; follow any additional instructions provided by the manufacturer on packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat type of pens are these?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey are ballpoint pens featuring a variety of offensive, humorous sayings as described by the supplier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many pens come in the pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is sold as a five-pack—five individual pens are included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these pens durable and reliable?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe supplier describes the pens as made from high-quality materials and as reliable and durable. For specifics about ink longevity or construction details, check the product packaging or manufacturer instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop HimAndHerToys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder from HimAndHerToys with discreet packaging and secure online checkout. Review the product packaging and manufacturer instructions before use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67387000356909,"sku":"WR-PEN-001","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/1814\/4045\/files\/WR-PEN-001.jpg?v=1787291162","url":"https:\/\/himandhertoys.com\/products\/wood-rocket-offensive-pens-5-pack","provider":"HimandHerToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}