{"product_id":"wood-rocket-demotivational-pens-5-pack","title":"Wood Rocket Demotivational Pens — 5-Pack Snarky Office Gag Pens","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 5-pack of demotivational pens from Wood Rocket delivers a dose of dry humor for the office or as a lighthearted gift. Each pen features a different snarky message intended for people who prefer realism over pep talks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFive pens included in a single pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach pen shows a different demotivational or snarky message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned as an office gag gift or casual novelty item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuited for coworkers, friends, or anyone with a wry sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrom the Wood Rocket novelty collection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep pens capped when not in use to help prevent ink from drying. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct heat and sunlight. Avoid contact with fabrics and surfaces that could stain; treat ink spills promptly. For details about ink type, refillability, or specific care instructions, refer to the product packaging or manufacturer guidelines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is included in the pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pack contains five demotivational pens, each with its own snarky message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these pens intended as gifts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. They are described as an office gag gift and are suitable as a novelty present for coworkers or friends who appreciate sarcastic humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the ink type, materials, and size of the pens?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe supplier description does not specify ink type, materials, or dimensions. Check the product packaging or the manufacturer’s instructions for those exact details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop HimAndHerToys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder from HimAndHerToys with discreet packaging and secure online checkout. Review the product packaging and manufacturer instructions before use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67386984038445,"sku":"WR-PEN-003","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/1814\/4045\/files\/WR-PEN-003.jpg?v=1787290844","url":"https:\/\/himandhertoys.com\/products\/wood-rocket-demotivational-pens-5-pack","provider":"HimandHerToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}