{"product_id":"outrageous-office-pens","title":"Hott Products Outrageous Office Pens — 5-Pack","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA set of five novelty pens printed with bold, adult office sayings meant to provoke laughter and start conversations. These assorted pens offer tongue-in-cheek messages for coworkers and friends and are sold as a novelty pack for adult use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of 5 assorted novelty pens with adult sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted phrases intended to create hysterical laughter and serve as ice-breakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssorted sayings (censored): \"Actually, just f**k off.\"; \"I wish I could f**in spell.\"; \"Hands off my pen, b***h.\"; \"These stupid f**ks think I'm working.\"; \"I wanna f**king go home.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned as a playful office novelty for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are novelty writing instruments intended for adult audiences. Use as standard pens. Keep away from children and pets. For specific care, ink handling, or disposal instructions, refer to the product packaging or manufacturer guidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many pens come in the pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis pack includes five novelty pens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sayings are printed on the pens?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pens feature assorted adult office sayings. Examples (censored) include: \"Actually, just f**k off.\", \"I wish I could f**in spell.\", \"Hands off my pen, b***h.\", \"These stupid f**ks think I'm working.\", and \"I wanna f**king go home.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these suitable for the workplace?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese pens contain strong language and are marketed as adult novelty items and ice-breakers. Consider your workplace environment and policies before displaying or using them at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop HimAndHerToys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder from HimAndHerToys with discreet packaging and secure online checkout. Review the product packaging and manufacturer instructions before use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67438775304237,"sku":"HP3523","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/1814\/4045\/files\/HP3523.jpg?v=1787984581","url":"https:\/\/himandhertoys.com\/products\/outrageous-office-pens","provider":"HimandHerToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}