{"product_id":"fucks-i-have-to-give-bottle-of-15","title":"Little Genie Jar of F*cks I Have to Give — 15 Wooden Pieces, 4-inch","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky novelty comes as a 4-inch glass jar filled with 15 high-quality wooden F*cks. Designed as a humorous gag gift, it’s a compact conversation piece meant to bring laughter and help let go of unnecessary worries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4-inch glass jar for display or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains 15 high-quality wooden F*cks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky gag gift intended to inspire laughter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact size suitable for desks, shelves, or bedside tables\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse this item as a novelty display or a lighthearted gift. Wipe the glass jar with a soft, lint-free cloth. Clean the wooden pieces with a dry or slightly damp cloth and dry them promptly; avoid soaking wooden pieces. Keep out of reach of children and store in a cool, dry place. For any additional care instructions, refer to the product packaging or manufacturer guidance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the jar include?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe jar includes a 4-inch glass container and 15 high-quality wooden F*cks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this intended as a gift or decoration?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes — it’s presented as a cheeky gag gift and a compact novelty suitable for display on a desk, shelf, or similar space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow should I clean and store the pieces?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe the glass with a soft cloth. Clean the wooden pieces with a dry or slightly damp cloth and dry them promptly; avoid soaking. Store the jar in a cool, dry place and follow any additional manufacturer instructions on the packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop HimAndHerToys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder from HimAndHerToys with discreet packaging and secure online checkout. Review the product packaging and manufacturer instructions before use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67438818033709,"sku":"LITCP-1144","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/1814\/4045\/files\/LITCP-1144.jpg?v=1787987336","url":"https:\/\/himandhertoys.com\/products\/fucks-i-have-to-give-bottle-of-15","provider":"HimandHerToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}