{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-still-horny-greeting-card","title":"Kush Kards Dead Inside But Still Horny A2 Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis A2 greeting card from Kush Kards pairs a cheeky, adult-leaning message with a coffin motif for a punny, tongue-in-cheek look. The card ships with an envelope and plastic packaging and measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" (A2).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePunny, adult-oriented message with coffin-themed artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 size: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope for mailing or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplied in plastic packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for adult occasions such as bachelorette parties or cheeky greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove the card from its plastic packaging before writing. Use a ballpoint or felt-tip pen to avoid smudging depending on your ink. Store flat in a dry place to prevent creasing or moisture damage. Keep out of reach of children—this card is intended for adult recipients and occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is A2 size, 4.25\" x 5.5\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat comes in the package?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe product includes the greeting card, an envelope, and plastic packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the interior message or blank inside?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe supplier description does not specify the interior text. If you need to confirm whether the card is blank or printed inside, please check the product packaging or contact the manufacturer for details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop HimAndHerToys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder from HimAndHerToys with discreet packaging and secure online checkout. Review the product packaging and manufacturer instructions before use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67385734856749,"sku":"KK-NK-HORNY","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/1814\/4045\/files\/KK-NK-HORNY.jpg?v=1787276365","url":"https:\/\/himandhertoys.com\/products\/dead-inside-but-still-horny-greeting-card","provider":"HimandHerToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}