{"product_id":"biggest-boner-greeting-card","title":"Kush Kards Biggest Boner Greeting Card — 4.25 x 5.5 in","description":"\u003ch2\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cheeky adult greeting card featuring bold white text on a black background that reads \"You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner.\" The 4.25 x 5.5-inch card has a blank interior for a personal message and ships with an envelope and protective plastic wrap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky front message: \"You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack background with bold white text for high contrast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank interior ready for a handwritten note\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 4.25 x 5.5 inches (folded)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes envelope and protective plastic wrap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCare and Use\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep the card in its envelope and plastic wrap until you're ready to present it. Remove the protective wrap before writing inside, and store the card flat in a cool, dry place to prevent creasing or moisture damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the front of the card say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front reads \"You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner\" in bold white text against a black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the inside preprinted?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The interior is blank so you can write a personal message by hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the card dimensions and what comes in the package?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and the package includes the greeting card, an envelope, and protective plastic wrap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShop HimAndHerToys\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder from HimAndHerToys with discreet packaging and secure online checkout. Review the product packaging and manufacturer instructions before use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67385733513261,"sku":"KK-NK-BONER","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/1814\/4045\/files\/KK-NK-BONER.jpg?v=1787276302","url":"https:\/\/himandhertoys.com\/products\/biggest-boner-greeting-card","provider":"HimandHerToys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}